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Making introductions

Remind me to introduce all ya'all to my ring named NEL at some point.

Not
Even
Looking

I think the last time I wrote about NEL was several years ago so she may be familiar to some of my readers. She comes with a fairly good and always evolving story.

Say "hello" NEL...

And the people's choice is...

Turns out I won the "Good Ho" category over at ColaGrl's site.

I'd like to thank the god and the academy and good ho inspirations everywhere...

My boyfriend...errrr, I mean Treo is bringing you this message

Moms ROCK.

I mean they reeeeeaaaalllly ROCK.

And that ain't Mama KathyHowe talkin' either.

I'm not biased on the subject at all.

I'd tell ya if mom's sucked.

But they don't.

They ROCK.

Which makes me think it is pretty damn cool that I have two of 'em.

*Kiss yer mama*

I just got the memo. *UPDATED*

I just got the memo that today is De-lurking Day which means if you are reading this you have to comment or Bush will get re-elected.

Or something like that.

The official rules are here.

Save the country and leave a comment.

The future of our children's children's children depends on it.

UPDATE: I heard a rumor that if you don't comment your favorite football team will never make it to the SuperBowl.

EVER.

GO TEAM GO!

*kicks carpet shampooer*

Literally.

OMFG.

Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.

Just ask Christopher Columbus

"No one has ever found a new world by worrying about it."

From Journey Into Healing: Awakening the Wisdom Within You, by Deepak Chopra.

Survivor: The Slumber Party Series

Kids are running, jumping & singing through the house. My dad is sick & sleeping on my couch. I'd trade prize money for a nap right now and it's only 10 a.m.

Can I vote myself off the island?