The Random Thoughts of Kathy Howe.
Moms ROCK.
I mean they reeeeeaaaalllly ROCK.
And that ain't Mama KathyHowe talkin' either.
I'm not biased on the subject at all.
I'd tell ya if mom's sucked.
But they don't.
They ROCK.
Which makes me think it is pretty damn cool that I have two of 'em.
*Kiss yer mama*
Grandpa came up with the word KAZOOFUS and used it as a replacement word.
It most frequently replaced the word 'ass'. He tried so hard to not use
profanity in front of his sweet little granddaughters that KAZOOFUS was
his
fill-in word whenever he caught himself about to swear. My sister and
I,
being far too young to sling our own four letter naughty's around, gladly
adopted this wonderful new word that our family probably tolerated more
than they accepted.
Merle Matthew
November 20th, 1909 - June 13th, 2001
1. True
2. Sort of true
3. Partly true
4. True as I see it
5. Truely exaggerated
6. As far from the truth as you can possibly get
I think in the writing world it's called Fiction and Nonfiction.
Whatever you call it, I call it opinion and freedom of speech and you
can take it or leave it. You have the right to remain silent or you
can SHOUT OUT or email me directly or EXIT your browser immediately
and never come back.
If you read something and you think it's about you, maybe it is,
maybe it isn't. Chance's are it isn't or I'd mention your name.
Don't get a big head over it. The world doesn't revolve around you.
This isn't Planet YOU nor is it
allaboutyouandonlyyoubecauseyouaresofrigginexcitingIcanbarelystandyou.com.
I don't imagine anything truly juicy or offensive ever getting
posted here but if it does, deal with it and move on.
Oh, and thanks for visiting. :-)
Copyright Kathy Howe 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 To Infinity & Beyond
4 Comments:
Thank you for this public service announcement. Who knew?
Now we know, Jen. You're not my mama but kiss kiss just the same.
Moms do rock. At 34 I can honestly say that now my mom is one of my best friends. I wasn't saying that at 12, 16, 20, or even 25 but now at 34 I say it and I mean it.
34 must be the magic age because I feel the same way about my mom. And I wasnt feeling that at 12, 16, 20 or 25 either. I think maybe... 30. 30 is the magic age. I think thats when we grow up.
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