The Random Thoughts of Kathy Howe.
Grandpa came up with the word KAZOOFUS and used it as a replacement word.
It most frequently replaced the word 'ass'. He tried so hard to not use
profanity in front of his sweet little granddaughters that KAZOOFUS was
his
fill-in word whenever he caught himself about to swear. My sister and
I,
being far too young to sling our own four letter naughty's around, gladly
adopted this wonderful new word that our family probably tolerated more
than they accepted.
Merle Matthew
November 20th, 1909 - June 13th, 2001
1. True
2. Sort of true
3. Partly true
4. True as I see it
5. Truely exaggerated
6. As far from the truth as you can possibly get
I think in the writing world it's called Fiction and Nonfiction.
Whatever you call it, I call it opinion and freedom of speech and you
can take it or leave it. You have the right to remain silent or you
can SHOUT OUT or email me directly or EXIT your browser immediately
and never come back.
If you read something and you think it's about you, maybe it is,
maybe it isn't. Chance's are it isn't or I'd mention your name.
Don't get a big head over it. The world doesn't revolve around you.
This isn't Planet YOU nor is it
allaboutyouandonlyyoubecauseyouaresofrigginexcitingIcanbarelystandyou.com.
I don't imagine anything truly juicy or offensive ever getting
posted here but if it does, deal with it and move on.
Oh, and thanks for visiting. :-)
Copyright Kathy Howe 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 To Infinity & Beyond
9 Comments:
Hello NEL
Hi there NEL...is that a comb in your pocket or are you just happy to...er, uh, yeah, a ring...right...
I GET IT!!!
I GET IT!!!!
This is about the pumpkin bread, isn't it?
OH.MY.GAWD.DO.I.NEED.ONE
Please bring one for me on Saturday!! j/k
I have a LED belt buckel for Saturday that is going to read, "Get approval from my g/f's!"
Hellooo NEL.
NEL says she would like to have a diamond or two stuck in her.
Hi N.E.L.
My what a pretty manicure NEL has!
Hey Nel, Do your thing! ;-)
Sometimes those do more harm than good. I used to wear my grandmother's ring on my left hand when we'd go dancing and I didn't want to be bothered. Seems it was more of a magnet for the guys who didn't want a relationship...just a quick fling.
I get it now - there was kazoofus and kazoofus2. Baby - you are back! ;)
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