Since I didn't go to hell for the porn/Mary Poppins meme I thought I'd tempt fate once again.
What were you doing 10 years ago?
January 1996:
Probably having sex. In about March of 1996 I became pregnant with Sissy Bear. From March on I was probably kicking my husbands ass for having sex with me in January.
What were you doing 1 year ago?
Getting ready for another round of divorce court.
Five snacks I enjoy:
1. Oreo cookies
2. Popcorn
3. Apple slices dipped in carmel sauce
4. Cheese and crackers although this is often more of a meal than a snack when the kids are gone.
5. Whatever is in the candy dish
Five songs to which I know all the lyrics:
1. Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard
2. Like a Rhinestone Cowboy - Glen Campbell
3. Delta Dawn - Tanya Tucker
4. I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
5. Kiss You All Over - Dr. Hook
Five things I would do if I were a millionaire:
1. Pay off my attorney.
2. Hire someone to paint my house.
3. Sue someone for something completely frivilous even though my chances of winning would be nill. There must be a thrill in this that I am unaware of because people sure like suing me and losing.
4. Hang with The Donald.
5. Buy a Hummer. What? Shut up. It's my million.
Five bad habits:
1. Breaking up with men that love me madly. I'm really working hard on breaking this one.
2. Rolling my eyes at people when they say stupid shit. I have got to learn to be less obvious.
3. Eatting cheese and crackers in bed.
4. Carrying too much unnecessary stuff in my daily bags. It's killing my back.
5. Spending my kidless weekends holed up in my house. I fear I am turning into a hermit.
Five things I like doing:
1.Singing in the rain. Listening to the rain fall outside my bedroom window.
2. Playing games with the kids.
3. Cleaning my garage.
4. Writing. This includes journaling and blogging which are not one and the same in my book.
5. Taking snapshots of the kids.
Five things I would never wear, buy or get new again:
1. A husband. As A Diva once told me, they are too expensive to return. She cracks me up.
2. Those stupid flip-floppy high heeled shoes that I had. Remember those? They earned me a trip to the doctors office, pain meds and an order to be on bedrest for 48 hours with my foot elevated. *stoopid shoes*
3. I really don't see perfume in my future.
4. A pack of cigarettes. Good ridance to that nasty habit!
5. A Datsun. Worst damn car I ever owned and I don't care that it only cost me $50. It wasn't even worth that.
Five favorite toys:
1. Palm Treo. Thank you, Jesus.
2. My laptop.
3. My kids. Damn they are fun to play with.
4. Mr. Incredible. *coughs*shutup*coughs*
5. My digital camera
And that, my friends, concludes the Meme here on Kazoofus. There's something about rotating blogs in a list at Colagrl's site but I'm skipping that part. I'm also not tagging anyone. You can put on your "surprised" face now.
January 1996:
Probably having sex. In about March of 1996 I became pregnant with Sissy Bear. From March on I was probably kicking my husbands ass for having sex with me in January.
What were you doing 1 year ago?
Getting ready for another round of divorce court.
Five snacks I enjoy:
1. Oreo cookies
2. Popcorn
3. Apple slices dipped in carmel sauce
4. Cheese and crackers although this is often more of a meal than a snack when the kids are gone.
5. Whatever is in the candy dish
Five songs to which I know all the lyrics:
1. Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard
2. Like a Rhinestone Cowboy - Glen Campbell
3. Delta Dawn - Tanya Tucker
4. I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
5. Kiss You All Over - Dr. Hook
Five things I would do if I were a millionaire:
1. Pay off my attorney.
2. Hire someone to paint my house.
3. Sue someone for something completely frivilous even though my chances of winning would be nill. There must be a thrill in this that I am unaware of because people sure like suing me and losing.
4. Hang with The Donald.
5. Buy a Hummer. What? Shut up. It's my million.
Five bad habits:
1. Breaking up with men that love me madly. I'm really working hard on breaking this one.
2. Rolling my eyes at people when they say stupid shit. I have got to learn to be less obvious.
3. Eatting cheese and crackers in bed.
4. Carrying too much unnecessary stuff in my daily bags. It's killing my back.
5. Spending my kidless weekends holed up in my house. I fear I am turning into a hermit.
Five things I like doing:
1.
2. Playing games with the kids.
3. Cleaning my garage.
4. Writing. This includes journaling and blogging which are not one and the same in my book.
5. Taking snapshots of the kids.
Five things I would never wear, buy or get new again:
1. A husband. As A Diva once told me, they are too expensive to return. She cracks me up.
2. Those stupid flip-floppy high heeled shoes that I had. Remember those? They earned me a trip to the doctors office, pain meds and an order to be on bedrest for 48 hours with my foot elevated. *stoopid shoes*
3. I really don't see perfume in my future.
4. A pack of cigarettes. Good ridance to that nasty habit!
5. A Datsun. Worst damn car I ever owned and I don't care that it only cost me $50. It wasn't even worth that.
Five favorite toys:
1. Palm Treo. Thank you, Jesus.
2. My laptop.
3. My kids. Damn they are fun to play with.
4. Mr. Incredible. *coughs*shutup*coughs*
5. My digital camera
And that, my friends, concludes the Meme here on Kazoofus. There's something about rotating blogs in a list at Colagrl's site but I'm skipping that part. I'm also not tagging anyone. You can put on your "surprised" face now.
5 Comments:
10 years ago I was 24 and sick as a dog.
1 year ago I was 33 and feeling much better.
My favorite snacks are brie, pistacchios, and prosciutto rolls.
I too, know all the words to Pour Some Sugar On Me
If I were a millionare, I would fix that squeak in my car.
I have many bad habits, but my worst must be not listening what people are saying to me.
Something I like doing is watching a horror movie by myself in the dark with a glass of Merlot.
Something I would never do again is be 24 again.
My favorite toy is my digital camera and Photoshop 7.
I really have nothing to say to that.
10 years ago, I had an 8 month old baby-my first. I was 26, working part time and wondering if I realy loved my job enough to stay. (I stayed till my 3rd came 5 1/2 years later)-Karen
Like a Rhinestone Cowboy - Glen Campbell
Delta Dawn - Tanya Tucker:
I know all the words to these too -they're playing simultaneously no less in my head right now! :p
These are wonderful.
You know I just realized as well as the BAGS, I also carry much additional weight - no wonder some days I can't get outta bed... :P
You know, you have some women in love with you too ;-)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
I loved this meme.
Maybe I'll do it. Probably not. But I will go update for you now.
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