Where art thou, JJJJB?!?!?!?

First he gives up blogging...again.

And now he has stopped leaving me smarmy comments on my blog.

You know what that means?

It is time for me to make shit up about him again.

Dearest readers, I bring to you 3 totally true things about JJJJB (I'd do ten but I am just to damn tired right now):

1. In the winter he likes to dress up his dog not for warmth but for holiday fun. Last week Fido was sporting a turkey costume. He decided to take it to the next level and attempt to teach the dog how to gobble but it didn't work out. I don't think Fido is amused by any of this.

2. During his senior year of high school he got in trouble for responding to everything with "neener, neener, I can't heeaaaaaaaaaar yooooooooou." during the months of October, November & December. This has also landed him in trouble with his wife a time or two.

3 He likes the song "American Made" by the Oakridge Boys so much that he shaves his legs to feel closer to these lyrics:

My baby is "American Made"
Born and bred in the "U.S.A."
From her silky long hair to her sexy long legs
My baby is "American Made"

What do YOU know about JJJJB?