My week in list form, yo.
1. I was saddened by the news that my Massage God is no longer working for the salon I go to. Turns out he finished up that damn culinary degree and got a job as a chef somewhere. *stoopid hungry people*.
2. Last night I gifted myself two new sweaters. I like the idea of starting the giving season with a little something for myself.
3. This week The Date said to me in his very serious voice that he is very disappointed in me. My mind raced with thoughts of "Holy shit! I'm busted!" but I couldn't think of what I in the hell I was busted for so I responded that I was innocent until fed a homecooked meal then I'd consider a plea bargain. He noted that he was paying his bills and was disappointed that I didn't sneak my Durango payment into his pile. I told him that if he's paying for Durango's he can do better than a '98 with 200,000 plus miles on it. I'll give up the meal and take what's behind garage door #1 thankyouverymuch.
4. I bought some cool-ass black leather shoes from Bass a few weeks ago and tromping through the snow storm the other day totally ruined them. They have huge water stains on them now. I am so bummed.
5. It's been snowing here forforty days and forty nights since like Wednesday. The hell with pumping my gas, who wants to shovel my roof?
6. Today I learned something new about myself: At 8 o'clock in the morning I think buttered popcorn smells like ass.
7. Today while sitting in a meeting I realized that one of the guys I work with wears the same cologne as Mr. Incredible. How do you spell "distracted"?
8. I watched The Apprentice for the first time last night. This is probably a very uncool thing to say but I've never claimed to be cool so here it goes: I like Donald Trump and if I had to list 3 celebrities I'd want to meet in my life he'd be on the list.
9. Yesterday a drunk guy called my desk 4 times looking for *slurs-a-name*. Why can't MY happy hours start at noon?
10. I've been invited to a Winter Solstice celebration by the delightful Mz. Keri. *squeels* I can't wait!!
Tell me about your week.
2. Last night I gifted myself two new sweaters. I like the idea of starting the giving season with a little something for myself.
3. This week The Date said to me in his very serious voice that he is very disappointed in me. My mind raced with thoughts of "Holy shit! I'm busted!" but I couldn't think of what I in the hell I was busted for so I responded that I was innocent until fed a homecooked meal then I'd consider a plea bargain. He noted that he was paying his bills and was disappointed that I didn't sneak my Durango payment into his pile. I told him that if he's paying for Durango's he can do better than a '98 with 200,000 plus miles on it. I'll give up the meal and take what's behind garage door #1 thankyouverymuch.
4. I bought some cool-ass black leather shoes from Bass a few weeks ago and tromping through the snow storm the other day totally ruined them. They have huge water stains on them now. I am so bummed.
5. It's been snowing here for
6. Today I learned something new about myself: At 8 o'clock in the morning I think buttered popcorn smells like ass.
7. Today while sitting in a meeting I realized that one of the guys I work with wears the same cologne as Mr. Incredible. How do you spell "distracted"?
8. I watched The Apprentice for the first time last night. This is probably a very uncool thing to say but I've never claimed to be cool so here it goes: I like Donald Trump and if I had to list 3 celebrities I'd want to meet in my life he'd be on the list.
9. Yesterday a drunk guy called my desk 4 times looking for *slurs-a-name*. Why can't MY happy hours start at noon?
10. I've been invited to a Winter Solstice celebration by the delightful Mz. Keri. *squeels* I can't wait!!
Tell me about your week.
3 Comments:
Sorry about the shoes- that's a drag!
My week. Well, let's just say it culminated with a phone call from my sister yesterday at 1:30 asking me if I wanted to go downtown and watch her get married at 4:30.
Can you say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt?
Yeah. That's pretty much all I remember about last week.
Dammit, I want to go to the Winter Solstice Celebration that Mz. Keri is having!!!
Come on up, Jen!!! It's not my party, but I'll invite you, too! :) I'll let you crash!
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