Randomness
1. WHY DO LITTLE BOYS ALWAYS TALK LIKE THIS?
2. My son, at the ripe ol' age of five, has discovered that my laundry and his are washed together and this is grossing him out more than slimey snails and slippery snakes.
3. My daughter has a memory defect this week. She can only remember what I say when it is of significant interest to her.
4. Why don't chopsticks have little forks on one end?
5. Over the weekend Mr. Incredible gave me a bachelor cleaning tip: spray lemon scented pledge in your house for that just cleaned smell. That's great but I need to know the hot bachelor tip for hiding the dog hair and muddy foot prints that go from the back door to the dining room.
6. The amount of paperwork that two children can accumulate in a single school day is mind boggling. I feel the need to plant a tree right now.
7. All day today when I looked at the clock I would catch it at times like: 1:11 and 2:22. Does that mean I'm about to get lucky?
8. [This space left intentionally blank. Give me a number 8.]
2. My son, at the ripe ol' age of five, has discovered that my laundry and his are washed together and this is grossing him out more than slimey snails and slippery snakes.
3. My daughter has a memory defect this week. She can only remember what I say when it is of significant interest to her.
4. Why don't chopsticks have little forks on one end?
5. Over the weekend Mr. Incredible gave me a bachelor cleaning tip: spray lemon scented pledge in your house for that just cleaned smell. That's great but I need to know the hot bachelor tip for hiding the dog hair and muddy foot prints that go from the back door to the dining room.
6. The amount of paperwork that two children can accumulate in a single school day is mind boggling. I feel the need to plant a tree right now.
7. All day today when I looked at the clock I would catch it at times like: 1:11 and 2:22. Does that mean I'm about to get lucky?
8. [This space left intentionally blank. Give me a number 8.]
3 Comments:
about your number 7 - whenever my daughter catches the clock looking like that she cries "Make a wish!"
I have no idea where she got it, but life stops for a few brief seconds and we all close our eyes and everybody, (yes everybody in earshot because she insists and always has!) quietly makes a wish or at the very least - pretends to.
So from now on, don't waste those time things... you're supposed to be wishing!
Oooooh, that pledge thing really is a bachelor thing. Because no self-respecting woman would just spray that sticky shit in the air and then not feel compelled to wipe up grease spots where it landed.
I bet Mars is all slimy and lemon scented. *lol*
Yeah- whatever happened to the oft sought paperless environment?
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