An open letter
This is addressed to the ass clowns that designed where highway 55 meets highway 62:
You suck.
A good swift kick in the kazoofus to ya,
KathyHowe
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Dedication
Kazoofus is dedicated to theMemory, Honor, Wit and Wisdom of my Grandpa.
Grandpa came up with the word KAZOOFUS and used it as a replacement word.
It most frequently replaced the word 'ass'. He tried so hard to not use
profanity in front of his sweet little granddaughters that KAZOOFUS was
his
fill-in word whenever he caught himself about to swear. My sister and
I,
being far too young to sling our own four letter naughty's around, gladly
adopted this wonderful new word that our family probably tolerated more
than they accepted.
Merle Matthew
November 20th, 1909 - June 13th, 2001
Where the hell else is KathyHowe?
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Disclaimer
Everything on this site falls in one of the following categories:
1. True
2. Sort of true
3. Partly true
4. True as I see it
5. Truely exaggerated
6. As far from the truth as you can possibly get
I think in the writing world it's called Fiction and Nonfiction.
Whatever you call it, I call it opinion and freedom of speech and you
can take it or leave it. You have the right to remain silent or you
can SHOUT OUT or email me directly or EXIT your browser immediately
and never come back.
If you read something and you think it's about you, maybe it is,
maybe it isn't. Chance's are it isn't or I'd mention your name.
Don't get a big head over it. The world doesn't revolve around you.
This isn't Planet YOU nor is it
allaboutyouandonlyyoubecauseyouaresofrigginexcitingIcanbarelystandyou.com.
I don't imagine anything truly juicy or offensive ever getting
posted here but if it does, deal with it and move on.
Oh, and thanks for visiting. :-)
Copyright Kathy Howe 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 To Infinity & Beyond
3 Comments:
Hi baby cakes! I have no comment to this post because as Paul Simon said, "I have no opinion about that."
Who died in your dream? WHO? And if you're a blogger and you die who puts in your death announcement?
Career, relationship, lots per-co-lating! Listen, Zoo- You do need to find something else to call him. Incredible sounds like some claymation move character. Everything else sounds, feels, reads fabulous.
LOL! All of the frickin' roads around that area suck a$$ in my opinion!
Over by the airport? Yeah, that's some messed up shit. I've gone the wrong way through there so many times. Not as bad as 62 and 35W, but still shitty.
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