Conservation 101, by Sissy Bear Howe
Tonight my daughter informed me that using more than 4 sheets of toilet paper is a waste.
Who wants to be the first to test this theory?
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5 Comments:
LOL! OMG, this is so funny. But sadly this is a REAL reality in our home. DH insists that the boys use only a few squares, and I am witness to the fact that it doesn't cut it (or wipe it ;)) with them! Sounds like you have an engineer or scientist on your hands :)
Reminds me of a "Seinfeld" episode with Elaine stuck in a stall, begging for one square from the woman next to her, but she couldn't spare it.
We just had a conversation at work the other day about toilet paper. We couldn't agree on the proper paper preparation method - folded or wadded.
Well, is she talking single ply, double or triple? Because with double and triple, four squares actually COULD be enough if the brand is high quality stuff!
Perhaps. Butt ;p I'm not willing to be a qc tester.
Um. Don't care if it's a waste. :) I mean, ultimately, ALL toilet paper is a waste, now isn't it?
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