Voicemails from the crypt The Boy

I think half the reason The Boy doesn't read Kazoofus is because he is sick of me posting our phone conversations for all the world to see. To which I say: Hey Boy...try leaving me a NORMAL voicemail someday.

This is not normal:

(singing) "Rain drops keep falling on my head
That doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red
Crying's not for me... (end singing)

Ahhh...just kidding...

I thought I'd call you because after I win the powerball tonight I want you to watch to see if there are any changes in me. I don't want the money to change me, so I need you to be my barometer since you know me so well."

I told him I'd do it but only if he pays me Ken Barlow's hourly rate.