Traveling is fun! Whhhheeeee...

1. I almost missed my flight. Broke a sweat running to the gate.

2. Was upgraded to 1st class as punishment for being late.

3. Plane made it to runway but had to return to the gate to eject a bitchy passenger.

4. Guy next to me talked in his sleep.

5. Watched Batman Begins during flight. I think one of the characters used to play Steve on Days of Our Lives.

6. Guy next to me also snored.

7. Based on all the coughing & sneezing he did while he was awake I'd guess the guy next to me isn't feeling well. Great.

8. Do people really save their purchased headphones for future flights?

9. If ever offered Biscoff I'd suggest you pass.

10. I think a cool job would be to review the products in the Sky Mall magazine. Maybe do some product comparisons: how does their fireplace vacuum differ from a shopvac?

11. The woman seated in front of me had every inch of her hair perfectly curled. I barely have the patience to dry mine in the morning.

12. The case on the airplane pillow could double as medical gauze. Quite sanitary in look & feel.

13. Random Kathy Howe fact: aisle seats make me dizzy during take off & landing. Not nervous or nautious...just dizzy.