Monday, October 24, 2005

This is your Captain.

In the interest of passenger safety I am parking my plane ass Kazoofus for the remainder of the week.

Things to do while the cat ass Captain is away:

1. Do something nice for someone.

2. Call or email someone you haven't talked to for a long time.

3. Step away from the computer and go for a walk.

4. Stare out the window at the pretty blue sky...for hours.

5. Meditate.

6. Count your blessings.

7. Send someone a card for no reason at all.

8. Put ABC Rhymes in my comments.

9. Throw a frisbee for your dog.

10. Close your eyes and visualize the colors of the rainbow. Associate something wonderful with each color.

Over and out.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've called someone twice and she never answer's her phone.
- Under over (airplane)

9:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll do some of those this week if you promise to do one thing...do something nice for yourself! See you when you land...or take off ... damn I am no good a them metaphors!

10:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello
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5:42 AM  
Blogger KinnicChick said...

E is for EEEEK I can't think of a thing!
F is for following keith sucks, cuz he's rhyming KING!

9:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Thanks again for being here!

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I is for imagination, wild and bold
J is for juvenile, as in never growing old

10:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I keep checking back in so I can get the letter "T" and write a small poem about turtlenecks...

5:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

M is for MOST of those things were done while I was on MAUI. N is for NOT NUMBER NINE; NO dog, thank dog.
P is for PAIN IN THE ASS PLANE PROBLEMS- ain't flying fun?? O is for OH! I left OUT "O" OH DEAR.
Q is for time to QUIT!

10:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

T is for Turtle, the neck I prefer,
U is for Unpleasant, (the weather here), Brrrrr.

4:32 PM  

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