Friday, October 07, 2005

No fair cheating

Fess up. Which one of you gave TLMS a copy of the KathyHowe Care and Feeding Manual?

I know he has it. He has to. In six weeks he hasn't made a single wrong move, in fact his moves are so shockingly RIGHT that I am starting to wonder if he has a wire tap into my head. Just this week he executed a move that cleared away a secret KathyHowe fear.

It's a little freaky to be perfectly honest with ya'all.

Random Last Man Standing thoughts:

1. TLMS proved himself to be of exceptional skill in the tease department last week when he sent me an email that read “I haven’t been ignoring you. My [other] email account is down. Actually I have been thinking quite a bit about you. Bet you’re wondering what?”

2. He earned himself SERIOUS brownie points recently for letting me know FOUR HOURS before we were scheduled to meet that he MIGHT be a few minutes late arriving.

3. To solidify his absolute uber-coolness in the R-E-S-P-E-C-T department he was right on time.

4. I think the thing that freaks me out the most about him is that I can’t find any flaws or red flags. Meanwhile, I’m shaking his hand on dates (moron girl) and I trash talked football before we ever met. It’s like an offensive tackle on the guys most beloved sport. Flag down!

5. I feel like we are getting close to a new milestone in our relationship. It won’t be long before one of us *ahem* is scraping snow & ice off of the others [dead sexy red] Durango.

6. The last time we went out we matched. Pale purple shirts and blue jeans and no we weren't at a football event. I wonder if he has anything in a zebra print.

7. We both have the same Air Supply CD. I don't feel like such a dork now.

Tell me some random things about someone in your life...

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bought the airsupply cd from itunes so you aren't the only dork who likes them

10:03 AM  
Blogger Erica M said...

Ice scraping. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

*giddy*

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Air Supply? I am moving your piece back 3 spaces. Roll again.

11:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#4. I've got a new guy and in the 2 months I've known him I haven't found any flaws either. It's so totally unnerving, especially when I'm fully aware of ALL of my flaws and am quite sure they're glaringly obvious to him as well.

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop holding back on us Kathy. Any moment now, you're liable to cry like a librarian over Rilke.

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*giggle* I am so happy for you. (And I don't giggle over much) It is really hard to believe when things work that smoothly, that's how it was with D and I. Don't overanalyze...I did enough for both of us at the beginning of our relationship...just enjoy the ride for however long it lasts (no pun intended.) *wink, wink*

7:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The VIM and I have been together for 2-1/2 years and I STILL get butterflies in my stomach when I'm driving somewhere to meet him.

That seems more like a random fact about me than him, but it really speaks volumes about him.

And yeah, if I haven't said it already, I'm thrilled for you, and very happy you're not too shy to write about it here.

7:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Air Supply thing seals it, man. It's destiny. Fate. Meant to be. Whatever. Don't ask questions, just accept it. :-)

10:19 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

I once had an article published in salon.com. Dereck reads salon every day. When he found out, he almost fell through the floor. Especially because he remembered it. I had a different last name then.

Also, when we first started dating, I quoted comedian Jake Johannsen and Dereck couldn't believe I'd even heard of him, much less had just quoted him.

12:34 PM  

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