Lucky number seven

A Meme about the number seven which I stole from Vicki when she was canning shit in her kitchen.

7 things I plan to do before I die:

1. Beat Buzz at a game of pool.

2. Learn how to change my own damn oil. I'm not saying I'll do it after I learn. I just want to learn how to do it so I can figure out what the hell the oil change boys are charging me $50 bucks for.

3. Drink a Tecate with J-Mo.

4. Hire a contractor that will make improvements on my house while I'm vacationing someplace warm and sunny.

5. Learn how to hang shit on my walls. Drill technology still escapes me.

6. Understand football or at the very least get tipsy and a few footrubs while trying.

7. Take a Home Depot class. I don't know on what but I've always wanted to go to one of their home improvement classes.

7 things I can do:

1. Pay for an oil change.

2. Order out like nobody's business.

3. Trust my intuition. I couldn't always do this and sometimes it isn't very easy but I can do it.

4. Teach an old dog new tricks. This summer Outlaw the Wonder Fuzz Dog learned how to catch a frisbee. He is 8 years old.

5. Multi-task although I prefer not to unless totally necessary.

6. Convince my kids to try new foods.

7. Swing a sledgehammer. Repeatedly.

7 things I cannot do:

1. Sew.

2. Tolerate whiners, pity-me people or rude people.

3. Forgive. I move on and I learn lessons from experiences but I do not have it in me to forgive people in certain circumstances.

4. Understand the justice system. Career criminals are a nuisance to society and their nuisance typically grows to the level that they become an actual threat to society. I think they should be shipped to Fucktard Island where they can be eatten alive slowly by creepy crawly things. Oh yea, I have strong opinions on this topic.

5. Move my couch. It's too damn heavy.

6. Get a tattoo. Needles make me so nervous they give me hives.

7. Change the lightbulbs in my kitchen without a ladder. TLMS can though.

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex:

1. Wit. There is something dead sexy about someone with a quick wit. This is a sign of intelligence too which is also incredibly attractive. I guess this would be a two-for-one answer.

2. A great sense of humor of course doesn't everyone say this? Zero points for originality on this one, Ms. Howe.

3. Smile. Not only should they have a great smile, they should smile frequently. Happy people float my boat.

4. Optimism. Have you ever been around a pessimist? I'll take people that walk on the brightside any day.

5. Highly motivated. Whatever it is they want to do, be it play baseball or change careers they should have the motivation to stop talking about doing it and actually DO IT.

6. Supportive. This isn't all about THEM you know. They have to know how to support me in good times and bad.

7. Good listener. I would never expect someone to read my mind. I will state quickly and clearly what I need. All I'm looking for is someone that can hear and respond to what I say.

7 things that I say most often:

1. Who left the dog in the front yard unattended?

2. Put your pants on, we have to GO!

3. Who wants pizza for dinner?

4. SMACKDOWN!!

5. Tie your shoes.

6. Fill 'er up.

7. In 2005 we continue to incoroporate enterprise-wide controls in the migration of...

7 celebrity crushes:

1. Richard Gere

2. Sandra Bullock

3. Tom Hanks

4. Keanu Reeves (zipit)

5. Greg Kinnear

6. John O'Hurley

7. Johnny Carson. How do you not love Johnny?