The Random Thoughts of Kathy Howe.
Before the boy child went out to play I explained to him that he would need to take his shoes off outside before he could come back inside.
Twenty minutes later I called the little darling inside & while I finished in the kitchen I shouted a cheerful reminder.
When I got to the table with his plate I found him setting his muddy& poopy shoes on the dining room table.
His response?
"You SAID you didn't want my shoes on the FLOOR!"
Grandpa came up with the word KAZOOFUS and used it as a replacement word.
It most frequently replaced the word 'ass'. He tried so hard to not use
profanity in front of his sweet little granddaughters that KAZOOFUS was
his
fill-in word whenever he caught himself about to swear. My sister and
I,
being far too young to sling our own four letter naughty's around, gladly
adopted this wonderful new word that our family probably tolerated more
than they accepted.
Merle Matthew
November 20th, 1909 - June 13th, 2001
1. True
2. Sort of true
3. Partly true
4. True as I see it
5. Truely exaggerated
6. As far from the truth as you can possibly get
I think in the writing world it's called Fiction and Nonfiction.
Whatever you call it, I call it opinion and freedom of speech and you
can take it or leave it. You have the right to remain silent or you
can SHOUT OUT or email me directly or EXIT your browser immediately
and never come back.
If you read something and you think it's about you, maybe it is,
maybe it isn't. Chance's are it isn't or I'd mention your name.
Don't get a big head over it. The world doesn't revolve around you.
This isn't Planet YOU nor is it
allaboutyouandonlyyoubecauseyouaresofrigginexcitingIcanbarelystandyou.com.
I don't imagine anything truly juicy or offensive ever getting
posted here but if it does, deal with it and move on.
Oh, and thanks for visiting. :-)
Copyright Kathy Howe 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 To Infinity & Beyond
3 Comments:
Oh. My. Dawg. That is such a boy thing to do. Thank dawg I didn't have a boy. ;)
HA! That is classic. But you have to admit, he did follow your instructions.
Can't imagine where the kid got his literal ideas from.
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