I swear to dog I just did laundry this weekend.
I think my dirty laundry is having sex. I'm fairly certain it is multiplying.
Rapidly.
Rapidly.
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Kazoofus is dedicated to theMemory, Honor, Wit and Wisdom of my Grandpa.
Grandpa came up with the word KAZOOFUS and used it as a replacement word.
It most frequently replaced the word 'ass'. He tried so hard to not use
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his
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I,
being far too young to sling our own four letter naughty's around, gladly
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than they accepted.
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November 20th, 1909 - June 13th, 2001
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5 Comments:
For me? I think it's the dishes. It's all that suds action that keeps making them get so dang dirty again. I walk away from the kitchen and go back in... 30 different types of cookware just dying to get into the dishwasher. Blech!
No it's not having sex. I dropped off my laundry for you to do. I figured since you are in such a good mood I should take advantage of it!
lol..i dont know why but this is cracking me up..
Guess what's on your brain?
So is my tupperware. And they're mutating.
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