The Random Thoughts of Kathy Howe.
Grandpa came up with the word KAZOOFUS and used it as a replacement word.
It most frequently replaced the word 'ass'. He tried so hard to not use
profanity in front of his sweet little granddaughters that KAZOOFUS was
his
fill-in word whenever he caught himself about to swear. My sister and
I,
being far too young to sling our own four letter naughty's around, gladly
adopted this wonderful new word that our family probably tolerated more
than they accepted.
Merle Matthew
November 20th, 1909 - June 13th, 2001
1. True
2. Sort of true
3. Partly true
4. True as I see it
5. Truely exaggerated
6. As far from the truth as you can possibly get
I think in the writing world it's called Fiction and Nonfiction.
Whatever you call it, I call it opinion and freedom of speech and you
can take it or leave it. You have the right to remain silent or you
can SHOUT OUT or email me directly or EXIT your browser immediately
and never come back.
If you read something and you think it's about you, maybe it is,
maybe it isn't. Chance's are it isn't or I'd mention your name.
Don't get a big head over it. The world doesn't revolve around you.
This isn't Planet YOU nor is it
allaboutyouandonlyyoubecauseyouaresofrigginexcitingIcanbarelystandyou.com.
I don't imagine anything truly juicy or offensive ever getting
posted here but if it does, deal with it and move on.
Oh, and thanks for visiting. :-)
Copyright Kathy Howe 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 To Infinity & Beyond
7 Comments:
Oh shoot... A bottle that has a thick base? Something non-alcoholic? A kleenex folded over like a triangle? Dontcha have any triangle-shaped coasters lying around?
Thongs have pantyliners? Does Richard Dreyfuss put up with them on the shower rod?
a tortilla chip?
leftover pizza?
slice of pie?
the only things I seem to be able to come up with that would be found at my house are foods
Pizza/pie server...that triangular shaped plastic thing in your kitchen drawer...does your daughter have one of those headbands with the scarf on the back? That's a triangle.
what schools expect from our kids (the parents!) - sheesh!
couldn't think of a damned thing...
I've got this triangle thing for measuring angles and corners and stuff. Too bad I'm like a week late to this post, eh? *lol*
*snort*
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