The Random Thoughts of Kathy Howe.
Grandpa came up with the word KAZOOFUS and used it as a replacement word.
It most frequently replaced the word 'ass'. He tried so hard to not use
profanity in front of his sweet little granddaughters that KAZOOFUS was
his
fill-in word whenever he caught himself about to swear. My sister and
I,
being far too young to sling our own four letter naughty's around, gladly
adopted this wonderful new word that our family probably tolerated more
than they accepted.
Merle Matthew
November 20th, 1909 - June 13th, 2001
1. True
2. Sort of true
3. Partly true
4. True as I see it
5. Truely exaggerated
6. As far from the truth as you can possibly get
I think in the writing world it's called Fiction and Nonfiction.
Whatever you call it, I call it opinion and freedom of speech and you
can take it or leave it. You have the right to remain silent or you
can SHOUT OUT or email me directly or EXIT your browser immediately
and never come back.
If you read something and you think it's about you, maybe it is,
maybe it isn't. Chance's are it isn't or I'd mention your name.
Don't get a big head over it. The world doesn't revolve around you.
This isn't Planet YOU nor is it
allaboutyouandonlyyoubecauseyouaresofrigginexcitingIcanbarelystandyou.com.
I don't imagine anything truly juicy or offensive ever getting
posted here but if it does, deal with it and move on.
Oh, and thanks for visiting. :-)
Copyright Kathy Howe 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 To Infinity & Beyond
10 Comments:
hmmm.... I'm clueless?! I know it's not a date because you wouldn't rave about that secret. After all your traveling I'm guessing your staying put, so not a mini-vacation. How about a different job?
Well, since you've got the dating hiatus thing going on, I know damned well you're not pregnant. Unless it's an immaculate conception and you're giving birth to the Messiah.
Ohmigod!! That's TOTALLY it, isn't it?!
you are pregnant, you are expecting triplets, and one of them has four heads?
am i close?
-d
You are going on a super-fantastic vacation to Paris and taking me with you!
OMG! Christian Bale really DID show up after the kids went to bed last night! Yeeehaw!
You have given up ladders and light bulbs.
ummm you got your period? (ref WWJCD post) it has been dman near 3 years...
You just found out that you're directly related to Sandra Bullock and all of your money worries are behind you!
It must be something realllly good. Hmmmm....
Perhaps I'll just wait and see.
Have a wonderful weekend, Kathy Howe!
It's the weekend now...so spill it!
Surprises drive me crazy...i am sooo not good at waiting!
Post a Comment
<< Home