Just for today...
...I will not make assumptions about who left the dead chipmunk with half its face chewed off in the garage.
...I will embrace the unique and playful ways in which Monkey the catscares me half to death wakes me up from my sleep.
...I will only consume one pot of coffee.
...I will do something with the now defunct bee hive in the backyard.
...I will not call myparrot niece pet names "poopy butt" and "Stinky Feet McGee".
What will you do today?
...I will embrace the unique and playful ways in which Monkey the cat
...I will do something with the now defunct bee hive in the backyard.
...I will not call my
What will you do today?
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1) I will make pancakes for the neices and Keli after only three hours of sleep. It wasn't their fault I was having too much fun at girls' night to go to bed last night and then had to get up early this morning in anticipation of a fedex delivery (still not here, btw).
2) I will try not to play too competitively at Shout About Movies should we decide to play again later this morning after they wake up. We were having a rockin' good time last night... These girls make me laugh. Teenage girls are a hoot.
Geez I need to make some coffee. Hang on...
3) I will um... may um... won't ahhhhh... okay, I maybe will not post the most unflattering photos on flickr from our End of Summer All Night Girls' Night Blast that took place last night. ;) Have I mentioned how much fun we had?
4) I will blog a post of thanks and let everyone know how completely spoiled I am once the fedex delivery arrives in a bit and I can specify. Sometimes I'm an idiot.
5) I will bow down to the gods of the coffee bean and give appropriate homage should I survive this day.
6) I will not ever, EVER (at least not until the next All Night Girls' Night Blast) eat the kind of junk food I did last night again (meaning quantities). I really need to go brush the furry sweaters off my teeth. And my anonymous brother's kid? He really neglected to raise his daughters to handle their intake of processed food stuff properly. Everytime they try they have difficulties and tummy aches. They just can't handle it. Poor little things.
Thank you for the opportuntity to purge my sins like this Fr. Zoofy... I really needed it. Have you a penance for me? ;)
1. I will sleep as much as possible.
2. I will finish that damn Harry Potter book.
3. I will write my thank you cards -- FINALLY.
Maybe the chipmunk said or did something wrong on a first date.
I will (because it is the end of the day and I have):
1. Feel overwhlemed at work
2. Get a compliment from my boss, just when I needed it most
3. Have a delicious home made dinner with my husband made by my husband
*ROFLMAO!*
1) I will make coffee.
2) I will drink coffee.
3) I will have a conference call.
4) I will go running in the damn rain.
5) I will take a nap.
6) I will probably sit in front of a computer for most of the day.
Apparently, I will stay 40 minutes after work because one of the managers decides at 4:58 pm that a parcel needs to go out on a flight. Now. This minute.
As far as VOLUNTARY things I'm going to do today...I'm going to find a chick flick that's absolutely swimming in estrogen, I'm going to sit down with my knitting, and I'm going to watch it.
Good times.
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